Who does this? I would totally be down for free bacon, though. You know, come to think of it… I don’t think I could take free bacon from someone I don’t know. That’s WAY sketchy. If I were to think about a little more… I probably wouldn’t take free bacon from people I know, either.
Well, now that’s a breakthrough! I think just grew up! I don’t like bacon as much as I use to think that I possibly could? Wow.